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“Extremely
funny review of Dharmapuri: By visitor” |
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This
review was forwarded by one of our visitors Pradeep
Krishna (boneychappu@yahoo.co.uk). This is being
published on his request.
The views expressed in here are by K.Muralidharan.
Behindwoods.com doesn’t hold responsible
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Anything for the fans!
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Editor,
Behindwoods.
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A
funny way of looking at Dharmapuri
If you are still in Diwali mood, please don't read
the following review,
After contributing to the major downfall of Ajith's
tirupathi, its director..per ..per ..perarasu....he
was thinking who could he terminate next and ..yes....he
got our captain and that's the evolution of a legendary
universal(tamil) film "DHARMAPURI"...
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Precautionary
steps to watch this film:
1.Four pieces of cotton...(2 to keep in
ears...and the rest 2 will be kept in
our noses after we watch the film fully)
2.
zandu balm,tiger balm..if possible original
time bomb.
3.
itch guard (b'cos paadhi padam paarthu
namaku udambellam pull'arikum').
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Actors:
Captain Vijaykanth(3/4 screen...),Heroine-achacho
paavam(not even 4 scenes including songs),comedy..all
scenes where captain comes becomes comedy to
the core.
All other vetti actors(donno what they do ½
time).
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Moments
of the film:
1.Captain's intro:-----
NO Indian..oops..hollywood film could ever
try such imagination to project his hero
to this level as perarasu does.(u deserve
an applause..).while all his partymen,wait
for his entry in screen..there comes captain
to save a minister's girl from a rowdy in
rameswaram..rowdy threatens everyone including
policemen nearby with his gun and no one
goes near him(obvious..)Captain looks at
him,goes nearhim barehanded. The rowdy warns
him 3 times(Indian cinema rule..not more
than 3) and then shoots at him..the bullet
hits vijaykanth's chest...and reflects back
and hits the rowdy's chest and kills him...Please
wait...don't get astonished.then he takes
out the "archanai plate"he hid
in his shirt(what a archanai thattu..if
u can get for 10 rs.it acts as bullet proof
and save ur life). |
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Advice to all military forces:please dismantle
all ur bullet proof shields and get archanai
thattu's for them. cost cutting one.
2
if time permits captain gets his costume
change and start performing exercises..iam
sorry..dances.. and 30 to 40 dancers surround
him and shout"neenga thaan nallavar,
neenga thaan vallavar, neenga naaliku
CM, morning na AM,evening na PM"...happa
horrible torture and where on earth his
costumes are picked up...fluorescent coloured
shirt specially and he makes to a point
that in all scenes including his duet
or romantic scene his party's "flaming
torch"symbol is projected well.And
a grand make up like rajkiran with a big
crown on his head and sandal on his body(weak
hearted people pls omit the scene)
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3. Half the film is like assembly
meetings and virudhachalam campaign
speeches.and everybody including the
villain praises him .
"naan adangi poravan illai adakitu
poravan"
"ivaru kootani vaika maatar,thani
aala thaan irupaar"
"ennai nambuna nambikai..mathavangalukku
etcharikai
ivar naadodi illai....naadodi mannan"..
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When u atleast rest in peace that the director
Perarasu didn't act in this film as he did
in tirupathi....after interval even that
dream goes crashed..oops.here we have his
entry as "Speed"lawyer perarasu.he
comes and says"naan porandha edam sivakasi,
valarandha idam tirupachi, pona idam tirupathi,ipo
nikaradhu dharmapuri"innum neraya idam
poven....(oh god we are done for...mokkanayakanur,paanaampati,paradesipalayam..lots
to come ). Soon he will become best competitor
of T rajendhar.
Note:- don't miss the scene
where captain hits 50 men in a row with
a single kick which even matrix Keanu reaves
couldn't get it right. And also the scene
where captain blasts 1000 figure bombs(kanni
vedi.he..he) with his small remote control
which we use for MP3 players in car's.(technology
drives...) |
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Iam sorry guys(?????)I didn't see the climax,
I came away ½ hr before climax as I was
in a mood to hit my head somewhere and cry badly
seeing this.
Last but not least "Dharma puri"---poisonous
pani puri. Die another day.
K.Muralidharan. |
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