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MILENGE MOVIE REVIEW |
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by : Harish V |
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Starring:
Shahid Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor, Aarti Chabbaria,
Satish Shah.
Direction:
Satish Kaushik
Music:
Himesh Reshammiya
Production:
S K Films Enterprises |
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If only the world hadn’t drooled
upon the Zero figure of Kareena, if only
Kareena and Shahid hadn’t grown
into such brilliant performers in the
past few years, if only we all have not
been accustomed to all those Vishals,
Dibakars and Anurags and most of all,
if only Shahid and Kareena hadn’t
broke up, this attempt at remaking |
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John Cusak starrer ‘Serendipity’ by the
remake king - Satish Kaushik would have had few more
chances of increasing its first week collections by
a tiny margin. But this long delayed movie may have
looked quite an interesting watch due to the cool
posters but is as dated as Kareena’s flab.
The story is about Kareena waiting for Mr. Right,
Shahid Kapoor posing to be Mr. Right falls in love
with Kareena. Shahid becomes Mr. Right but its too
late, Kareena is long gone leaving away a trail –
a fifty rupee note with Shahid’s name and phone
number and Kareena’s name and phone number in
a book which is being passed on from one old book
stall to another. And now it’s left to Destiny
(read - the Director) to reunite them. Can it?
Satish Kaushik, a brilliant actor, is not an accomplished
filmmaker by any standards. He has found few successes
but the success rate ratio is pretty low. And this
one too is a losing venture from the very first frame.
The story is outdated, acting – overdone, comedy
– crass, screenplay – lackluster. And
when I sit and wonder about the plusses and minuses
of this movie, there seems to be dominance of the
latter as I hardly could come up with one or two in
the former side. So the Satish Kaushik’s cameo
and the rare glimpse of Aarti Chabbaria’s sexy
body seemed to be the only plusses and the rest (which
is almost 97% of the movie) is forgettable.
Kareena Kapoor looks dead throughout the movie; she
looks uninterested from the second reel. Shahid looks
fresh but overacts in almost all the scenes. Delnaz
Paul is her usual quirky overacting self, Satish Shah
and Kiron Kher has only one emotion throughout - the
first being happy and cheerful and the second giving
a mysterious smile. Satish Kaushik does a cameo effectively;
Aarti looks hot but has no role.
Technically, the movie looks as old as floppy drives,
S Sriram’s cinematography may have looked good
if the movie had released three years ago as it was
supposed to, and the same can be said about the rest
of the crew too. Himesh comes up with a real bad score
with not even a single song is hummable or presented
well.
Overall, Boney Kapoor, not even in the wildest of
imagination, would have thought Shahid and Kareena
would break up as due to that the movie had been in
the cans for quite a long time. And the producer would
have just expected that both will surely Milenge Milenge,
if only life can also be controlled by Satish!
Verdict:
Outdated beyond belief
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