But the meal would not have been even bearable if not for the inspiring performance of Ranbir Kapoor as Prem Chopra. The talented young actor takes on a mountain and with his naughty eyes and boyish charms woos everyone with a towering performance. His performance in the party scene when he saves Katrina from a bad date is an exquisite example of how brilliant this young lad really is. Katrina Kaif overacts but is still likeable and looks gorgeous as ever. Upen Patel's face is as stiff as his six pack. The sooner he takes his acting classes as seriously as his gym classes the better for us. Darshan Jariwala as Ranbir's father does his job without much hassle. Smita Jaykar impresses especially in the scene when she tries to seduce her husband to save Ranbir and Katrina. Others in the cast have little to do and don’t make much of an impact.

Cinematography by Thiru needs special mention as the movie looks very rich. Thiru's work especially in 'Tu Jaane na' is brilliant. Action by Tinu Verma is over the top and he tries really hard to find our funny bone but fails to do so. Pritam's songs are a big boon to the movie which beautifully camouflage the improper placement of them. Art by Nitesh Roy is brilliant, half the time we are unable to figure out which is real and which is made up. Editing by Steven H. Bernard is decent but there is no flow in the transition which affects the movie especially in the second half.

Overall the movie is a desperate attempt by a director to come up with an in-trend film and relive past glory. The lone battler Ranbir with ample help from Thiru and Pritam tries desperately to save the sinking ship but when the captain thinks it to be a submarine there is little they can do, isn't it?

Verdict: Nothing Ghazab about this Kahani..